King Prawn takes revenge

Apologies, there is no MasterChef death. However if you clicked on this link I assume that:

You must be at the forefront of the the ever so gossipy media grape-vine .Or NOT! Ha -ha! Let me proceed to tell you  about yourself based on your reaction.

Upon reading the title You either:

1. Love MasterChef and food – and are saddened . i.e. you are ‘normal’

2. Hate MasterChef and food – you are delighted i.e. you are a sadistic anorexic food hating guy.

3. Thought it was great news – you are sadistic, misogynistic maybe even slightly racist.

4. Don’t understand the hype of MasterChef – you must be an Economics or Commerce major of somesort with a hectic career to burn.

5.You are Poh’s family and are about to call a plethora of squinty eyed gangsters to chop me up…or fillet me up. (Strange pressumption that all of her family members know how to cook.)

6. Don’t understand what the hell this post or this test is about – See ‘1.’ above.

Now that your attention is mine through my advanced method of  ‘MasterChef Psychotherapeutic Personality test™’

YOU sure better spend some time here mulling and quizzing on whether you need another self-professed guru teaching you yet another life-lesson on how to be more confident, efficient and effective.

Basically, through a series of self-tests, articles, opinions, personal experience and major plaguerism efforts this blog exlpores…. LIFE – anything and everything, and it is about YOU.

It is a YOU-BLOG™ (yet another fake-trademark symbol).

We’ll cover a range of topics and have heaps of fun with an aim to really help each grow as people and get the most out of life!

1. Do you feel as though the call of excellency is fading and the call of mediocrity growing?

2. Fed up with people asking you what you are going to do with your life? Why you are 25, single and living with your mum?

3.  Do people call you fat?

4. Always regretting the past…that your ENTER score was not high enough for you to study Medicine and thus provide your (Asian?) parents with the all-important status that they’ve been longing for since the day of your birth?

5. Always go on porn but deep down just want a girlfriend?

That’s ok. Hungry Geek can help. We’ve all been there. Deep down, we all feel like losers sometime…but together, we can change – slowly and steadily by helping each other help ourselves!.

We’ll share ideas and tips on how to be more confident. Efficient. Effective.

….. Also, one last thing no put downs stay positive :–)

Welcome to the YOU-BLOG™

where we can keep growing together

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Next post: Discipline.